Season 2, Session 0, Episode 7

SESSION 7

 * After a long day


 * Joo’nem - Rough night, being on the wrong side of the law had him tossing and turning
 * XIII - sleeps well pretty much no matter what.  Excited to see magic from the sisters
 * Guer - Little nervous but 
 * Treble - Bad night, and really struggling with Puck missing
 * DM reviews the size of the dew drops
 * Guer wakes and goes through Pucks place to find some Cawa (Coffee)


 * Everyone gets a cup, XIII gets a little hyper from it
 * Lylesh wakes up, fixes herself up but hasn’t slept well in a loong time
 * XIII talks with Lylesh


 * He tells her that he will be sure to handle Cain
 * She gets insight into religion in general
 * The hope and faith is a refreshing thought
 * She considers him a close friend
 * She offers XIII a cracker
 * Joo’nem and Guer meet below the house


 * <p dir="ltr" role="presentation">Joo’nem doesn’ t think Lylesh should see what happened at the house
 * <p dir="ltr" role="presentation">Guer gives Joo’nem the Cawa and heads up to clean
 * <p dir="ltr" role="presentation">As Guer heads up to Lylesh’s house, he sees some Dwarves, some of which have glowing Red eyes.  A sign that they are Bane Dwarves.


 * <p dir="ltr" role="presentation">He runs back to tell the others
 * <p dir="ltr" role="presentation">Lylesh asks how they could have come so fast
 * <p dir="ltr" role="presentation">Guer wants to go immediately
 * <p dir="ltr" role="presentation">Everyone gets their shit and makes their way south
 * <p dir="ltr" role="presentation">Joo’nem rolls shit stealth and some Dwarves hear us


 * <p dir="ltr" role="presentation">They come at us, with a ‘leader’ with glowing Red eyes
 * <p dir="ltr" role="presentation">They roll up and attack Joo’nem taking ⅔ of his health!
 * <p dir="ltr" role="presentation">Joo’nem trumpets with his Channel Divinity and all the guards fail


 * <p dir="ltr" role="presentation">They drop what they are holding, and he picks up the glowing red axe that he got hit with
 * <p dir="ltr" role="presentation">**Rule correction: charmed creatures can act normally, just not try to ‘harm’ the charmer
 * <p dir="ltr" role="presentation">XIII takes out one of the lesser guards with non-lethal blows at the request of Joo’nem
 * <p dir="ltr" role="presentation">Guer runs up, heals Joo’nem and tells everyone to get the fuck out!
 * <p dir="ltr" role="presentation">Treble grabs Lylesh and books it
 * <p dir="ltr" role="presentation">Joo’nem grabs his shit and runs
 * <p dir="ltr" role="presentation">XIII runs as well but sees a bunch more guards coming
 * <p dir="ltr" role="presentation">Joo’nem is going to surrender, seeing that they are flanked from all sides
 * <p dir="ltr" role="presentation">Everyone else is running in circles, and eventually try to hide
 * <p dir="ltr" role="presentation">The guard puts his axe to Joo’nem’s throat


 * <p dir="ltr" role="presentation">We are here to arrest you for burning down a villiage
 * <p dir="ltr" role="presentation">“If your friends don’t come out, I will kill your friend!”
 * <p dir="ltr" role="presentation">Everyone comes out, but Guer


 * <p dir="ltr" role="presentation">He goes up and Thunderwaves 4 of the guards and kills them
 * <p dir="ltr" role="presentation">XIII tells them that Lylesh is our prisoner, granting her some vain of innocence
 * <p dir="ltr" role="presentation">He tries to make the rest follow him with a taunt then runs
 * <p dir="ltr" role="presentation">The guards threaten everyone else which forces Guer to come back, as they “Took the coward’s route”
 * <p dir="ltr" role="presentation">They line us up, put us on our knees, take our weapons


 * <p dir="ltr" role="presentation">Treble asks if they know Cain - They don’t want to hear it, they are asking the questions
 * <p dir="ltr" role="presentation">We are to be brought to Chieftain MagmaJaw to stand trial. There is overwhelming evidence from many witnesses, and we will be put to death
 * <p dir="ltr" role="presentation">Joo’nem asks what town it was, and they knock him the fuck out
 * <p dir="ltr" role="presentation">They then knock the rest out as well
 * <p dir="ltr" role="presentation">We awaken in seperate cells each naked with literally nothing


 * <p dir="ltr" role="presentation">Hot stone floors with adamantine doors and brick & red mortar walls
 * <p dir="ltr" role="presentation">We find out quickly that we cannot use any magic
 * <p dir="ltr" role="presentation">Turns out this is the same prison system that Treble and Guer were in some years ago
 * <p dir="ltr" role="presentation">They quickly determine that there is a strong sulfur smell


 * <p dir="ltr" role="presentation">This is a volcano
 * <p dir="ltr" role="presentation">We are on trial and this is very swift and determinate trial


 * <p dir="ltr" role="presentation">Hill Bane - Religious - Would allow Trial by Combat
 * <p dir="ltr" role="presentation">Mountain Bane - Non Religious
 * <p dir="ltr" role="presentation">On investigation of our cells


 * <p dir="ltr" role="presentation">Doors are Adamantine
 * <p dir="ltr" role="presentation">Sunken red mortar around silver stones
 * <p dir="ltr" role="presentation">XIII will channel his inner naked mole rat to find somewhere to chip away
 * <p dir="ltr" role="presentation">Joo’nem scratches away at the mortar with his tusks


 * <p dir="ltr" role="presentation">He asks if XIII has his bag
 * <p dir="ltr" role="presentation">No..the fleece is missing also
 * <p dir="ltr" role="presentation">We then hear some guards bringing a woman down to a cell near us


 * <p dir="ltr" role="presentation">We hear a thud then dragging...they are now dragging a limp body to a cell
 * <p dir="ltr" role="presentation">Joo’nem calls for something to ear or drink


 * <p dir="ltr" role="presentation">The guard starts pissing at the bottom of the dor
 * <p dir="ltr" role="presentation">Joo’nem shoulder charges the door to no avail
 * <p dir="ltr" role="presentation">Guer talks to the new prisoner


 * <p dir="ltr" role="presentation">She is still knocked out
 * <p dir="ltr" role="presentation">Guer looses the roll-off and has to take a Guer


 * <p dir="ltr" role="presentation">Everyone blames it on Treble
 * <p dir="ltr" role="presentation">The female prisoner wakes up as we start pounding on our doors


 * <p dir="ltr" role="presentation">She says: Welcome to Turis


 * <p dir="ltr" role="presentation">Very heavily fortified
 * <p dir="ltr" role="presentation">This is Mountain Dwarf territory
 * <p dir="ltr" role="presentation">Her name is Raelynn
 * <p dir="ltr" role="presentation">Raelynn asks us if we are the people here for recent charges


 * <p dir="ltr" role="presentation">We are fucked
 * <p dir="ltr" role="presentation">Magmajaw will be here tomorrow for our trial


 * <p dir="ltr" role="presentation">Trials like this must be ruled by a Chieftan
 * <p dir="ltr" role="presentation">Magmajaw resides over Turris
 * <p dir="ltr" role="presentation">It’s not going to be much of a trial


 * <p dir="ltr" role="presentation">Several eye witnesses saw us burn down a villiage
 * <p dir="ltr" role="presentation">If I were you, I would do everything in your power to not be there
 * <p dir="ltr" role="presentation">We are on the 3rd story


 * <p dir="ltr" role="presentation">She verifies our positions based on echo-location?
 * <p dir="ltr" role="presentation">She asks XIII if he can see a mis-colored stone in his cell


 * <p dir="ltr" role="presentation">This cell has a false brick and he may be able to get out
 * <p dir="ltr" role="presentation">XIII is able to remove red residue around that stone and slip it out
 * <p dir="ltr" role="presentation">XIII finally makes it out and replaces the stone behind him
 * <p dir="ltr" role="presentation">XIII then goes to the adjacent room and tries to break a weak point in the wall to escape
 * <p dir="ltr" role="presentation">Raelynn is here because she got caught stealing Adamantine from the dwarves


 * <p dir="ltr" role="presentation">She relays that there are Six floors to this dungeon


 * <p dir="ltr" role="presentation">Level 1 - Main Entrance; leads to Turris
 * <p dir="ltr" role="presentation">Level 2 - Our Gear
 * <p dir="ltr" role="presentation">Level 3 - Our Cells - Not patrolled much - Only floor with magic dampener
 * <p dir="ltr" role="presentation">Level 4 - Not patrolled much
 * <p dir="ltr" role="presentation">Level 5 - Not patrolled much
 * <p dir="ltr" role="presentation">Level 6 - Not patrolled much
 * <p dir="ltr" role="presentation">Raelynn does some work for the Hill Dwarfs


 * <p dir="ltr" role="presentation">She stashed some adamtine on Level 4


 * <p dir="ltr" role="presentation">Her contact is Jadmalin Bluntthorn
 * <p dir="ltr" role="presentation">Jadmalin is the best weaponsmith in the world
 * <p dir="ltr" role="presentation">Adamantine is really hard to get ahold of, and the Mountain Dwarves have a bit of a monopoly on it
 * <p dir="ltr" role="presentation">Treble is having trouble figuring out which floor is which
 * <p dir="ltr" role="presentation">Treble inspires XIII
 * <p dir="ltr" role="presentation">XIII breaks through the wall and tours the rest of the 3rd level of the dungeon


 * <p dir="ltr" role="presentation">He makes his way around to a ceremonial room with nothing in it
 * <p dir="ltr" role="presentation">Then to a room with a bed of Lava
 * <p dir="ltr" role="presentation">Then a barracks room
 * <p dir="ltr" role="presentation">Then a room of crates with some Alcohol! :)
 * <p dir="ltr" role="presentation">Then a room with some rations
 * <p dir="ltr" role="presentation">Then a room with more alcohol
 * <p dir="ltr" role="presentation">Then he makes his way back around to the cells


 * <p dir="ltr" role="presentation">He shreds some of the potato rations and gives them to Treble
 * <p dir="ltr" role="presentation">He soaks some potatoes in alcohol and gives them to Joo’nem
 * <p dir="ltr" role="presentation">He shoves the rest under Guer’s door (with the poo) AKA a Poo-tato
 * <p dir="ltr" role="presentation">He finds 3 or 4 more empty rooms
 * <p dir="ltr" role="presentation">Then a room with some water
 * <p dir="ltr" role="presentation">Then FINALLY a key!


 * <p dir="ltr" role="presentation">He tries to open Joo’nem’s cell (percentile key)
 * <p dir="ltr" role="presentation">It doesn’t work
 * <p dir="ltr" role="presentation">He goes back to the forge room


 * <p dir="ltr" role="presentation">Finds a Hidden Blade (Assassin’s Creed)
 * <p dir="ltr" role="presentation">He tries Guer’s door and opens it!
 * <p dir="ltr" role="presentation">Tries Treble’s room next
 * <p dir="ltr" role="presentation">Then tries Raelynn’s door
 * <p dir="ltr" role="presentation">He gnaws down the key to make a bump-pick Joo’nem’s lock


 * <p dir="ltr" role="presentation">It works!
 * <p dir="ltr" role="presentation">XIII and Treble go up to find our shit
 * <p dir="ltr" role="presentation">Guer and Joo’nem stay and search the floor again


 * <p dir="ltr" role="presentation">They find Rations, another key and some Dwarven Ale
 * <p dir="ltr" role="presentation">Then 2 more water rations
 * <p dir="ltr" role="presentation">XIII gives Treble the hidden blade, and they make their way around the 2nd level


 * <p dir="ltr" role="presentation">XIII tells Treble (shit stealth roll) to stick back
 * <p dir="ltr" role="presentation">Raelynn and XIII move on


 * <p dir="ltr" role="presentation">Through a set of open gates
 * <p dir="ltr" role="presentation">They eventually get to a room with some crates that are locked.  This is probably it


 * <p dir="ltr" role="presentation">They see 3 names on the wall:


 * <p dir="ltr" role="presentation">Griddick Grimbranch
 * <p dir="ltr" role="presentation">Bullreg Sturdyheart
 * <p dir="ltr" role="presentation">Lawstron Greymaker
 * <p dir="ltr" role="presentation">They keep moving and hear some dwarven voices (2)


 * <p dir="ltr" role="presentation">They move in on a surprise round
 * <p dir="ltr" role="presentation">XIII takes one out in 1 turn
 * <p dir="ltr" role="presentation">Treble hits one, Raelynn keeps missing
 * <p dir="ltr" role="presentation">XIII jumps off their new Dwarf friend and kicks the last one


 * <p dir="ltr" role="presentation">They find 2 Battleaxes
 * <p dir="ltr" role="presentation">XIII tears up a bed sheet and offers it to Raelynn, as she has been naked this whole time
 * <p dir="ltr" role="presentation">Treble puts on a set of guard clothes and finds a hand-crossbow & gives the hidden blade back to XIII
 * <p dir="ltr" role="presentation">They find a mechanism that activates when the chests are opened
 * <p dir="ltr" role="presentation">Treble opens it and the doors slam shut
 * <p dir="ltr" role="presentation">Joo’nem and Guer make their way up to meet with the others


 * <p dir="ltr" role="presentation">Right as the doors slam shut
 * <p dir="ltr" role="presentation">They cross a walkway over some lava with mechanical arms dipping into the lava
 * <p dir="ltr" role="presentation">They make their way back to the slammed door
 * <p dir="ltr" role="presentation">The others work on finding a way to open the doors with some visible levers
 * <p dir="ltr" role="presentation">They open the rest of the chests and find all of our shit
 * <p dir="ltr" role="presentation">Everyone finally  meets up and gets geared up
 * <p dir="ltr" role="presentation">We decide to go down to the 4th level


 * <p dir="ltr" role="presentation">Raelynn helped us out so we will try to help her get her stuff back
 * <p dir="ltr" role="presentation">We could use some good favor from the Hill Dwarves
 * <p dir="ltr" role="presentation">We open a double set of doors to find a cavernous area


 * <p dir="ltr" role="presentation">There is a crater up ahead with the Adamantine stash where they would meet up with the contact