Season 2, Session 0, Episode 5

SESSION 5

 * Joo’nem waits outside and sets up a hunting trap and a fire for a possible ambush
 * Inside, Guer, Treble, XIII and Devisare figuring out how to get these two heavy chests out


 * Treble tells a few guys to that the ‘Boss’ wants these chests moved.  
 * Rolls a Nat20 on persuasion, and gets the help he needs
 * Casts Animal Friendship on one of the wolfs


 * Michaeljay Wolf
 * Makes friends; suppressing the urge to hiss at the wolf
 * They make their way out and run into a couple bandits in the corridor


 * They ask: Where the fuck are you going?


 * Treble: Boss says we need to move these for a potential buyer
 * Rolls a -8 on History to come up with something clever
 * Turns out they were talking to ‘The Boss’
 * Guer tries to intimidate one of the guys


 * Uses inspiration then rolls a Nat20 and a 4 from guidance
 * 2nd in command backs off
 * The guy says: I’m the leader, these are imposters!
 * <p dir="ltr" role="presentation">XIII leaps out of the backpack


 * <p dir="ltr" role="presentation">Level 2 - does 20 damage and kills the boss in 1 turn
 * <p dir="ltr" role="presentation">Devis casts Calm Emotions with a clutch spell selection
 * <p dir="ltr" role="presentation">Guer disguises himself as the leader and they get the rest of the bandits to bring the chests out
 * <p dir="ltr" role="presentation">Joo’nem sees bandits walking out of the cave with XIII in the front and a passive wolf following
 * <p dir="ltr" role="presentation">XIII introduces disguised ‘Boss’, saying he just got done taking a Guer to let Joo’nem know what’s up


 * <p dir="ltr" role="presentation">Joo’nem wonders if they should go
 * <p dir="ltr" role="presentation">10 solid minutes of figuring out how to transport these chests and/or the items inside
 * <p dir="ltr" role="presentation">They open the chests to find very large Urns...nearly the size of Treble and Devis


 * <p dir="ltr" role="presentation">Joo’nem will carry an urn, the others will attach sticks to the last chest and hoist them up to carry.
 * <p dir="ltr" role="presentation">As Joo’nem grabs an urn it begins to pulse with blue magical energy along the coy fish etchings
 * <p dir="ltr" role="presentation">Guer grabs a second urn and the same magical blue radiance kicks off
 * <p dir="ltr" role="presentation">The other 3 will work with transporting the second chest
 * <p dir="ltr" role="presentation">The plan is to go back to the mountain pass to find Slippery Steve and maybe get some transport help
 * <p dir="ltr" role="presentation">As they depart, Joo’nem remembers he left a hidden hunting trap near the entrance to the bandit hideout…
 * <p dir="ltr" role="presentation">Guer casts Identify on his urn


 * <p dir="ltr" role="presentation">It is from the Transmutation school
 * <p dir="ltr" role="presentation">The information of this urn eludes his magical capeabilities
 * <p dir="ltr" role="presentation">Return to the mountain pass to find Slippery Steve


 * <p dir="ltr" role="presentation">There are crawl marks in the snow
 * <p dir="ltr" role="presentation">Joo’nem catches his scent and they make their way down to the river bank
 * <p dir="ltr" role="presentation">They find steve...Laying in a pool of his own vomit…
 * <p dir="ltr" role="presentation">Joo’nem learns that the others used the same sap to poison the bandits in the hideout
 * <p dir="ltr" role="presentation">Joo’nem suggests a burial
 * <p dir="ltr" role="presentation">XIII says some ‘words’ for Steve
 * <p dir="ltr" role="presentation">Return to Lylash’s house


 * <p dir="ltr" role="presentation">As we return, the door is busted in and drag marks out of the front
 * <p dir="ltr" role="presentation">Joo’nem sees in the window that Drandolyn is missing
 * <p dir="ltr" role="presentation">There was a feather left by Cain


 * <p dir="ltr" role="presentation">Joo’nem picks it up with his trunk (Dumbo!)
 * <p dir="ltr" role="presentation">Treble jumps on Michaeljay Wolf as a mount


 * <p dir="ltr" role="presentation">Nat1 and he hurts the wolf.  Michaeljay Wolf bits treble
 * <p dir="ltr" role="presentation">Joo’nem puts him down
 * <p dir="ltr" role="presentation">The Menagerie decides on their next action


 * <p dir="ltr" role="presentation">Hide the Urns and go find someone that may have seen what happened?
 * <p dir="ltr" role="presentation">There is eerily no one around
 * <p dir="ltr" role="presentation">Guer rolls a Nat20 for History (35) on the urns


 * <p dir="ltr" role="presentation">Coy fish have a lot of lore associated with Ancient Magic
 * <p dir="ltr" role="presentation">Blue glow =/ Revenant is blue
 * <p dir="ltr" role="presentation">Water etchings may relate to some liquid
 * <p dir="ltr" role="presentation">Haven’t seen pine needles before (they are on the urn)
 * <p dir="ltr" role="presentation">We decide to open one of the expended Urns


 * <p dir="ltr" role="presentation">Everyone backs up
 * <p dir="ltr" role="presentation">Juju can’t open it.  It’s magically sealed
 * <p dir="ltr" role="presentation">Juju then hits it with his mace and it recoils right back into his face
 * <p dir="ltr" role="presentation">We then decide to touch the other Urns


 * <p dir="ltr" role="presentation">Joo’nem didn’t activate the 2nd urn
 * <p dir="ltr" role="presentation">He throws it at Devis who dodges
 * <p dir="ltr" role="presentation">XIII grabs it and it does the same glowing expenditure
 * <p dir="ltr" role="presentation">Wobbles tries, but it doesn’t react


 * <p dir="ltr" role="presentation">X
 * <p dir="ltr" role="presentation">Devis and Treble try to do Boulder-Parchment-Shears, but can’t figure out the timing


 * <p dir="ltr" role="presentation">Joo’nem gets frustrated and just touches the Urn to Treble
 * <p dir="ltr" role="presentation">Nothing different happens after the fourth touches an urn
 * <p dir="ltr" role="presentation">They hide the urns in Lylesh’s house and start on their way to the Mystic Satchel
 * <p dir="ltr" role="presentation">On the way, they hear some whistling and see someone in a ‘tree-house’


 * <p dir="ltr" role="presentation">We meet Puck a tinkerer
 * <p dir="ltr" role="presentation">And Butterbutt the bird
 * <p dir="ltr" role="presentation">This is Treble’s Uncle Puck!
 * <p dir="ltr" role="presentation">Puck uses his ‘cane’ as a pipe and offers it to Treble


 * <p dir="ltr" role="presentation">Treble fakes a puff and Prestidigitates some smoke
 * <p dir="ltr" role="presentation">Joo’nem, being polite takes as big a puff as the others


 * <p dir="ltr" role="presentation">Rolls a 17 CON saving throw
 * <p dir="ltr" role="presentation">Gets reeeealy high
 * <p dir="ltr" role="presentation">XIII passes on the smoke and passes it to Guer
 * <p dir="ltr" role="presentation">Wobbles takes a hit first
 * <p dir="ltr" role="presentation">Guer takes a big rip


 * <p dir="ltr" role="presentation">Rolls a 4 CON saving throw
 * <p dir="ltr" role="presentation">Begins drooling and passes out
 * <p dir="ltr" role="presentation">Even in a session without combat, Guer still gets knocked out
 * <p dir="ltr" role="presentation">Wobbles is walking to the edge as a ‘flying squirrel’ and jumps
 * <p dir="ltr" role="presentation">Joo’nem jumps after him and lands on him...believing him to have flown off
 * <p dir="ltr" role="presentation">Puck asks if we have met the ‘Mayor’ yet ...Cain


 * <p dir="ltr" role="presentation">He made an announcement to everyone to abandon the village
 * <p dir="ltr" role="presentation">Puck hid out in a hidden compartment in the tree
 * <p dir="ltr" role="presentation">Puck and Treble catch up
 * <p dir="ltr" role="presentation">Devis begins to explain what the Menagerie has been up to
 * <p dir="ltr" role="presentation">Puck noticed Lylesh go North quickly, alone.


 * <p dir="ltr" role="presentation">She may not know about Drandolyn yet
 * <p dir="ltr" role="presentation">Treble doesn’t want Uncle Puck to get involved in this trouble
 * <p dir="ltr" role="presentation">Uncle Puck gives Treble a Sending Stone
 * <p dir="ltr" role="presentation">Devis then takes a hit of the pipe


 * <p dir="ltr" role="presentation">Rolls 10 CON save
 * <p dir="ltr" role="presentation">Starts getting paranoid
 * <p dir="ltr" role="presentation">Screams at Guer: “They’re coming!” and Guer gives him a Bugbear hug
 * <p dir="ltr" role="presentation">Joo’nem goes for a Nature walk over one of the rope bridges.


 * <p dir="ltr" role="presentation">Rolls a Nat20 to not break the bridge
 * <p dir="ltr" role="presentation">Long Rest & wake at 10:00 at night
 * <p dir="ltr" role="presentation">During the rest, Puck went and put the Urns in the tree
 * <p dir="ltr" role="presentation">Joo’nem was worried about the torches Uncle Puck lit


 * <p dir="ltr" role="presentation">Treble suggested: I could..Snufflethemup I guess
 * <p dir="ltr" role="presentation">Uncle Buck offered Joo’nem some of his ‘spice’ and his pipe


 * <p dir="ltr" role="presentation">Guer suggested cutting the spice with some tobacco
 * <p dir="ltr" role="presentation">Juju was worried that this may be illegal


 * <p dir="ltr" role="presentation">XIII reminded him of it’s natural abundance
 * <p dir="ltr" role="presentation">The Menagerie decided to go check the Magic Satchel


 * <p dir="ltr" role="presentation">The shop is ransacked and barren
 * <p dir="ltr" role="presentation">The next task is to go to the Goddess’ Tears Waterfall